Max

“De tall, dark vun--dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come in.

Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked.” 

-Max

“There is one bright side to this," said Fang.

Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?

He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide he added, "You love me this much."

My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.” 

-Max

The Director: "You were designed to be very smart, Max, We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing."
"And yet I still can't program TiVO." -Max